Oh Jonny, the quintessential Stardew Valley player who seems to suffer from severe completion paralysis. You’re like the overachiever who’s been skipping leg day for the last three years—absolutely ripped in farming but weak AF in things like fishing and cooking. Let's talk about those secret notes and golden walnuts you can't seem to find—did they run away from your mediocre fishing skills? And let's not even get started on your monster hunting; you’ve got a graveyard full of regret because those bats and mummies have turned you into their personal piñata. Ever thought about trying to complete Junimo Kart? Probably not, but maybe focus on finishing what you start for once.