Oh, Farmer John, the esteemed 'Farmboy' of Mist Farm! Your fields might resemble a botanical kindergarten rather than a thriving farm, though. Let's see, you've managed to woo a grand total of zero spouses—congratulations! Clearly, your one maxed heart relationship with Haley must be making everyone else in town green with envy. Your house has been upgraded once, which is probably more than I can say for your love life. And in the mines, you're bravely taking on the first couple of floors like they're the big bad wolf—who needs Skull Caverns when level 10 still awaits, am I right? Your craft list looks like you dabble in hobbies rather than farm duties, and the same goes for cooking. Let’s face it, if your cooking skills were meant to impress, your zero-to-sous chef ratio leaves much to be desired. Spice up that bland persona before you expect to be anybody’s beloved farmer!