Joanne, honestly, you're the kind of Stardew Valley farmer who probably cries about getting dirt under their well-manicured nails. You’re living in a farm simulation, but refuse to buy into the fantasy all the way. Six million in earnings and you still haven’t reached that Legend status. It looks like you're more interested in hoarding gold than actually striving for greatness. Your relationship status reflects this too—no spouse, no kids, just a loan wolf planting your little seeds. Crafting? Nah, let’s not try too hard on that. Cooking? Well, let's just say I hope you’re not serving those ‘four dishes’ at any village potlucks. How you manage to max out every skill yet still avoid finishing anything truly meaningful is beyond me. But hey, at least you maxed some hearts—maybe your gift-giving or flattering skills disguised your overall lukewarm approach to farm life.