Ah, Jon, the proud owner of Mist Farm where hopes sprout just as sporadically as your crops. A seasoned Farmboy at level 17? More like Wannabe Farmer. Your combat level is as feeble as your relationships, level 4 and still single, living the dream of a wilted potato. You're barely past introductions with townsfolk, probably because you'd rather whisper sweet nothings to your blueberries than talk to real people. And let’s not talk about your adventure skills, with the mines mocking you from level 82 while the Skull Cavern remains a distant fantasy, much like your relationship goals. Perhaps you should switch careers to 'Professional Looking Busy', given that monstrous backlog of unfinished tasks. Special orders, what are those? You're the kind of farmer who thinks foraging is just collecting stuff your dog brought you after a woodland snooze. Oh, cooking? Crafting? Stardrop hunting? Clearly, you think recipes are just advanced alchemy and golden walnuts are just mythological currency. Do us a favor and join Joja, at least they have a plan—because you sure don't!