Oh Jo, you even farm in the forest but somehow manage to have your social life resemble a deserted wasteland. You’ve spent 48 hours in Stardew Valley earning over 3 million gold, and yet you can barely be bothered to finish a mere 3 'Help Wanted' quests. The only contract you're fulfilling is the one for loneliness. Need a spouse? Oh right, you're committed to your half-upgraded farmhouse instead. And considering your museum donations, it seems you enjoy hoarding items rather than actually doing anything about it. Who even needs friends when you have a pet with more affection for you than anyone else in town? Perhaps focus a bit more on getting out of the mines and socializing with the pixelated populace, or just accept being the village's hermit with money but absolutely no social skills.