Oh, Orion, or should I say the Farmer with a Peter Pan syndrome? You’ve somehow managed to squeeze nearly 160 hours out of this game, but your stats tell a story of perpetual procrastination in achieving the Legend status. Not to mention your sad relationship with virtual parenthood—married to Harvey but somehow unable to manage the concept of having kids? Perhaps being a pixelated bachelor wasn’t challenging enough? And that missing stardrop from your spouse, just a reminder of your failure to fill that? Better hustle if you aim to be more, but let’s be real—you’re probably too busy crafting away in your fully upgraded farmhouse, oblivious to your glaring gaps in perfection... like those hefty chunks of missing obelisks and clock of course. Carry on, Master Slacker of Stardew Valley.