Oh, behold the infamous Porn Cave Farm and its master farmer, Bepistina. With a name like that, you've set the tone, haven't you? It's like you're one roasted pig short of a medieval feast. I can only imagine the meaningful relationships you cultivate – not with the townspeople, mind you, but with the cringe-worthy list of farm animals named after your daily internet search history. Meth-related chickens and the entirety of the goatzie family scream, ‘I peaked in high school and haven’t emotionally matured since.' You've got more half-hearted friendships hanging in the balance than a soap opera wedding, and with a culinary record that looks like you burn toast more often than you cook it, I'd say “Gourmet Chef” is something you'll be claiming around never o'clock. Basically, if there were an award for managing to still have secrets in a game that's all about being transparent, you’d win gold... until you left it somewhere, right next to your sense of completion for those community achievements. Perhaps with a bit more effort and less stress on “quirky” farm animal names, you could focus instead on not living perpetually just below the achievement line. Here’s a thought: when was the last time you cooked a meal instead of just tapping “yes” to whatever comes easiest on the crafting menu? Honestly, your priorities could use as much tweaking as your questionable choice in entertainment. Now, go rid yourself of those last few red dots on your checklist, or is that asking too much from the Farm King of constantly-almost-there-land?