Oh Yoshi, you thought you'd leave the corporate grind for a peaceful life in Stardew Valley, but it looks like you brought the hustle of irrelevance with you. You barely scraped enough gold to keep the lights on, let alone experience the so-called 'legendary' farmer status. You’ve somehow managed to become even less social in a virtual world with a population the size of a small village, failing to meet, let alone befriend, even a single soul while simultaneously exploring precisely none of the supposed wonders like secret notes or fetching stardrops. It's as if your farm is less 'Standard' and more 'Bypass.' You’ve perfected the fine art of staying mediocre across the board—you’ve shipped three items, crafted four, and fished none, which is impressive only in its stark display of indifference. Maybe one day you'll look up from the paltry handful of tasks you’ve bothered to start and actually join the rest of the Valley in... well, everything.